
Curse you, Steve Jobs! You and your deep understanding of American laziness!
Some context: a while back, I posted on what I considered to be the serious shortcomings of Apple's iPad as an e-reader. You can find the entire bit
here, but the arguments essentially boil down to three points: (1) it's too heavy; (2) it's too blurry; and (3) it becomes a mirror in sunlight. I've added another since that initial post (thanks to The Reading Ape's
$100 book-buying challenge), which is that the selection of available books is seriously lacking. All of which is true, true, true.

What I failed to grasp in those early days was that the iPad is hands down the most versatile and convenient appliance that I own, and that convenience extends to the purchase of e-books. I believe that I also failed to understand the depth of my commitment to laziness, especially after 8 pm. Here's a scenario: I'm in bed at night, fiddling with the iPad, and perusing my fellow bloggers' latest words of wisdom, when I happen upon a review that piques my interest. I decide to buy
The Ask 
by Sam Lipsyte. Now, I have three options: (1) write it down somewhere so that I can remember it on my next trip to the local indie,
Books & Books; (2) head on over to Amazon, where I can order it and wait a couple of days for it to arrive; or (3) download it to either my Sony eReader or the iPad. I decide on number 3 simply because I have neither an excellent memory nor superior organizational skills, and I am fairly certain that the scrap of paper will be lost in any case. As for Amazon, I like to get my hands on interesting works while they are still of interest to me, which may or may not extend beyond my Adult ADD threshold of 60 minutes. Moreover, number 3 is cheaper then numbers 1 and 2, and lord knows I'm cheap.
As for the choice between the Sony eReader and the iPad, the Sony requires me to lug out my laptop, go to the Sony eReader Store, find the title, download the book, connect my eReader, and download the book to the eReader, all before I can start reading. The iPad requires exactly two steps: a search of the title in the iBook Store and a press of the buy button. Did I mention that I'm already in bed? I did? Did I also mention that I'm exceedingly lazy? Good. Then you can see where this is going.
Even though it's too heavy to read comfortably, even though it's blurry and hard on the eyes, even though it's impossible to read at the beach, and even though the selection is miniscule, the iPad's convenience and my laziness have combined to put it over the top as my reading device of choice. Even I can't believe it.
In sum, then, I believe that in these lines I have definitively established that I am often wrong, I am exceedingly cheap, I am extremely lazy, and ... all of these things make me a big fan of the iPad, even for e-books. I have to imagine that the experience is similar for all the Kindle owners out there. I'd love to hear from some of you, if only to share the shame that this realization has brought me.